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10 August 2007 @ 02:32 pm
The only excuse she might've possibly accepted is that I am in reality Batman  
This week's fannish5
Name five of the funniest lines of dialogue.

Andrew: Think your little witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her! She's a truck-driving magic mama! And we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers. And not one of you bunch has the midi-clorians to stop her.
Xander: You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?
Anya: The annoying virgin has a point.

Joel Rifkin: Remy?! Remy Rifkin?! Should I just get a beret?!?!
Elaine: Oh, Stuart's a lot better! "Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother."

Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character, ask anyone.
Zoë: It is not!
Wash: You're acting Captain. You know what happens, you fall asleep?
Zoë: Jayne slits my throat and takes over?
Wash: That's right.
Zoë: And we can't stop it?
Wash: I wash my hands of it. Hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery.
Zoë: You could lock the door. Keep the power-hungry maniac at bay.
Wash: Don't know. I'm starting to like this poetry thing. "Here lies my beloved Zoë, my autumn flower… somewhat less attractive now that she's all corpsified and gross-"

The Simpsons
Mrs. Lovejoy: They were having S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Krusty the Clown: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

House M.D.
Dr. Wilson: House, this is God.
Dr. House: Look, I'm a little busy right now. Not supposed to talk during these things. Got time Thursday?
Dr. Wilson: Let me check. Oh! I got a plague. What about Friday?
Dr. House: You'll have to check with Cameron.
Dr. Wilson: Oh! Damn it! She always wants to know why bad things happen. Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time.
Dr. Cuddy: House...
Dr. House: Quick, God, smite the evil witch!
Dr. Cuddy: Are you sitting on evidence that your patient was sexually abused by her father?
Dr. House: God, why have you forsaken me?

Of course stuff from the Joss-verse are on there twice. Joss is the master of repartee.

Okay, and I got some more HP quizzes. The first one is from ozma_katiebell, the others are from searching in the epic HP Life Quiz Search of 2007 that was inspired by hazy_crazy. I doubt any of these are the one she was looking for, but they are still worth passing around.

What do the Harry Potter adults think of you?

Result #2Albus Dumbledore is glad you are an Order member but thinks youre too anxious.Lord Voldemort sees you as a major threat and wants to have you killed as soon as possible.Minerva McGonagall thinks you misbehave way too much.Severus Snape hates you.Rubeus Hagrid thinks youre a good person.Horace Slughorn thinks you were a brilliant student with great potential.Sirius Black loves you with all his heart and would kill for you.Remus Lupin thinks youre a great friend.Bill Weasley is secretly madly in love with you.Lucius Malfoy acts like he hates you but actually has sick fantasies about you.Bellatrix Lestrange wants to personally torture and then kill you.Peter Pettigrew thinks youre scary.
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The pics do work on this result when you visit the Quizilla page. Nevermind, I guess they work here too. :P

Harry Potter Boyfriend! (pictures, what they think about you, and more)

You got Mister Draco Malfoy!This is you:Your Song:Thnks fr th Mmrs- Fall Out BoySomething about yourself:Name: Rachel Salazar (yeah, i have no idea either)House: SlytherinYear: 4thFavorite Colors: Black & GreenPersonality: You're not mean, but you are very very confident in yourself. It sometimes comes off as arrogance. Everyone knows not to mess with you, as you don't give them a reason to. You're very charming, and can almost talk your way out of anything and everything. When you look at someone, you can make very good guesses at what they're really like. No one hates you, except maybe Pansy. Appearance: You have dark brown hair and gray eyes. You hair curls at the bottom. You're very beautiful, and many people are jealous. You have amazing fashion sense. What they think of you:Draco: This girl, I have no idea what to say. I'm just so stunned by her. She has such a presence, that when you're near her, you know that she deserves attention. When I asked her out last year, I had no idea if she would say yes or not. But she did, and I am so lucky to have her. Harry: Suprisingly, she's not mean. Even though she's not dating Draco. She's even stood up for me a few times when Draco insulted me. (As one of your observations, you noticed that Harry had done great things, and that no one deserved to make fun of him)Ron: She's pretty. Haven't really talked to her much.Hermoine: I'm jealous of her clothes. She's also very stunning. Can't believe that Draco actually had a chance with her.Hagrid: I've heard of her. Very confident young lady.Ginny: Don't know her.Neville: She scares me, but not in a mean way. She just seems way to confident that if I even talk to her, that she'll shoot me down with one of her 'looks'.Oliver: I've seen her around the halls a couple of times. She's very beautiful. Story: You were in Potions class, one of your greatest subjects, when a note landed upon your desk. In the process of opening it, Snape saw you."And what do we have here, Miss Rachel?""I don't know yet. I haven't opened it. I clearly have no part in this.""Okay, Miss Salazar. I'll let you off this time." Your persuading skills sure do come in handy. You looked behind to see if anyone would give up that they were the one who threw the note. As you were scanning the room, you saw Draco wink at you. 'He must have done it!' you thought. You and Draco have known each other through the years, some might even say that you're friends. You were always fighting, but you always one, of course. Your parents knew his parents, so you saw him occasionaly over the summer. So, you decided to talk to him at the end of class, to see what that whole incident was about. When class was over, you walked over to Draco, "And what was that all about?" Your straight up answer stunned Draco, and made him pause, "W-Well, I was going to ask you if you wanted to hang out tonight." You considered the idea for a few seconds, and finally said yes. He looked pleased."Okay, see you tonight." He said, lastly, walking out the door. You walked to the Slytherin common room, not expecting what you were about to see. The room was covered in roses, your favorite flower. In the middle of the room, stood Draco, himself holding a rose. You walked over to him, and looked into his icy blue eyes. At that instant, he kissed you. At first, it was a gentle kiss, but as you got into it, it became more passionate. He withdrew his lips, and whispered, "Can I ask you something?""Sure, anything." you answered."Will you be my girlfriend?" he said, while staring intently into your eyes."Yes!" you exclaimed, grabbing his face and kissing him once more.
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Yes, the spelling and netspeak does make my head hurt. BUT, I rarely find quizzes where the maker isn't "Slytherins are teh ebil!!!11! Burn with fire!11!!"

what do the hp people think of you plus your bf && your song &&your yule ball dress && more

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucketthis is you sorry if you don't like her and if you want you can be who ever you want!Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucketyou got ......DRACO! your house: slytherin. your rep: nice slytherin. beautiful every guy wants you! your friends: everyone but pansy she hates you [but who cares she's ugly! ~what they think~harry: beautiful girl i just cannot believe she would date a git like dracoron: were best friends *blushes* i wish she would date me she's so sweet and no one ever made me feel this way!herminone: she is my best pale she helps me with my style and i help her with her study's i just wish draco was nicer to her.shemus(sp): beautiful girl. deserves better than draco.fred:very easy on the eyes! i would never prank her but draco he's next!george: yeah freds right she is good looking *smirk* she i dated once you can say she tickled my fancy! but draco may think he has everyone fool but he doesnt! we know he truely loves her and needs her. i wish he was nicer to her when they are alone howeverginny: were really close she is greatcedric: she is a nice girl. i wish i had more time to know hercho: such great styl i wonder who she gets every guys wrapped around her finger she says jump and they say how high!luna: she see's things like me and harry too but she doesn't want to amitt it.draco: she is my everything even though i don't show it. she knows i love her and thats all that counts we have our ups and downs and i wish she wasn't so nice but hey she's beutiful and i plan to keep her aroundcrabbe: I THINK SHE'S HOTT *get hit bye draco* *dont ever say that about her you dont speak about her you don't look at her and you don't touch her!* ok dracogoyle: too afraid to answere because of crabbepansy: OMG I HATE HER WHAT MAKES HER SO SPECIAL SHE IS A ABOMANATION! *no your the abomination have you looked in the mirrior a ran over dog looks better then you* OMG WHAT DID YOU SAY *you heard me* YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT! [hey iam only afraid of catching the ugly so i'll just walk away before it rubs off on me!] ARRRRG!blaise: yeah we used to date DAM U DRACO SHE WAS MINE AND I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE!marcus: why yes i hope to have her [man not with those teeth!]dumbledore: iam very proud of her she is a great studentsnape: one of my best along with mr. malfoysirus: iam not too sure about her..although she quite the lookervoldemorte (sp): I WANT HER AS A DEATH EATER SHE HAS SUCH POWER AT HOGWARTS I MUST GET MY HANDS ON HER!--------------------------------sorry if i left anyone out its late at night and iam tired~your song~atreyu/ her portrait in blackCatch your breath quiet now dont say a word You could run it but wont do any good Prayers forsaken when you lose faith inside It's not time to die Your life Is it a lie When you get what your looking for Your prayers subside Or will you crawl into A casketAn early tomb Lay down and give up inside She'll never die When you fall So spent from emotion She is what Brings you to your feet Where challenges lie We're on the verge of destruction She pulls you back And she gives you wings (death wont hold you as tight as she will) Can you feel her Running through your veins She will always live forever (can you bear the burden?) Can you feel her Running through your veins She will always live forever (can you bear the burden?)[verse 3] you'll turn your backyou'll turn your back you'll patronize She's bleeding You will question your every want She's bleeding out She's bleeding out She's bleeding outDeath won't hold you as tight as she willCan you feel her running through your veinsShe will always live forever(can you bear the burden? )Can you feel her burning through your veinsShe will always live forever[Guitar Solo] She's bleeding out She's bleeding out She's bleeding out [heart beat gradually slows]Death won't hold you as tight as she willCan you feel her running through your veins She will always live forever(Can you bear the burden?)Can you feel her running through your veinsShe will always live forever(can you bear the burden?)Can you feel her running through your veinsShe will always live forever(can you bear the burden?)Can you feel her running through your veinsShe will always live forever(can you bear the burden)Can you feel her running through your veinsShe will always live forever--------------------------your yule ball dressMiley Cyrus and Ashley Tisdaleyeah the one that the blonde's wearing.--------------------------your petPhoto Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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Yay! I'm a Slytherin AND Neville's girl! *bounce*

Your life at Hogwarts (Detailed results, girls only)

Name: Grace WilliamsYear: Same as the Golden TrioHouse: SlytherinBF: Neville LongbottomBFF: Luna Lovegood, Ginny, HermioneEnemies: Really nobody; you're such a nice person nobody could hate you. Rep: You're known as the American girl who moved to England after her parents died, leaving her to live with her relatives in England. You're an extremely nice and caring person, a bit of a free spirit, and tend to be a bit shy in classes. ~~How You Became Neville's Girl~~It was your first day at Hogwarts and your second week in England. You were still just starting to get used to their accents, and had been worrying about this exact moment for the past few months. You had never felt so alone in your whole entire life, except for right after your parents had died. Just the thought of them made you squeeze your eyes tight, but it was no use; a few stray tears spilled out of the corners of your eyes anyway. You sniffled and wiped your eyes on your sleeve; you couldn't act like this on your first day at a new school. You didn't want people to think you were a baby. A girl with blonde hair and radish like earrings approached you catiously, accompanied by a girl with flaming red hair and freckles. "Are you okay?" she asked gently. You nodded quickly. She smiled. "I'm Luna Lovegood, and this is my friend Ginny Weasley. You're new here, right?" "Yeah. I'm Grace Williams," you said softly. You chatted with Ginny and Luna for a while, then you had to hurry off and find where your next class was, which happened to be Herbology. You didn't feel quite as....alone, which was better than feeling as though you had nobody to talk to. You were walking quickly down the slippery path when you bumped into a tall, gangly boy with brown hair, causing you to fall and your books to go flying into the air. "Oh, I'm so s-sorry," he mumbled, gathering your things for you. You picked yourself up off the ground and dusted yourself off. You smiled at him, and he smiled back. "I'm Grace, by the way," you said to him shyly as he walked you to Herbology. "I'm Neville...you're not from around here, are you?" he asked suddenly. You looked up. "How did you know?" you asked, startled. "Your accent..." He grinned. "I guess coming from northern Wisconsin does that to you, doesn't it?" You laughed. You got along great with Neville. In fact, nearly every moment you weren't in class or sleeping, you were with him and Luna. You never quite figured out why you had been placed in Slytherin, though. You thought you seemed much more like a Hufflepuff or a Ravenclaw. One night you were hanging out with Neville in the Great Hall, seeing as how Luna had suddenly had to go up to the Ravenclaw common room to get something. You had rolled your eyes at her when she said that; you knew it was an excuse for her to let you and Neville be alone. Luna thought you would be great with Neville, though you protested each time she suggested it. "Grace, I never really got around to asking you, and I'm sorry if this is a bit personal, but....why did you move to England?" Neville asked, gazing at you intently. You looked down and sighed. "I knew that question would come sometime....well, it's a long story..." you looked at Neville, one eyebrow arched. He nodded. "Okay....five months ago, my parents went out to do chores on the farm, and when they hadn't come back for a while, I went out to check on them...." you paused, wiping a tear from your eyes, took a shaky breath, and continued. "When I got outside, they were.....oh, Neville....they were dead, killed by the Killing Curse....and I never got to say goodbye! I was so mad at them when they went to do chores..." You sobbed loudly and Neville pulled you close to him, his arms around you tight. He stroked your hair gently as tears fell from your eyes like rain. At last you broke apart from his embrace and you looked into his eyes. "Grace, you know I love you, right?" he asked seriously. You gave a little gasp, smiled hugely, and hugged him like there was no tomorrow.
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The Bestest and Most Epic Harry Potter Quiz Ever!! ((Results for Guys and Girls!!))

House: Ravenclaw ~(Guys scroll down for results)~ If you are a girl-BF:Fred (or George) Ex BF:Roger Davies, Michael Corner, Dean ThomasBFF:Cho ChangOther friends include: Seamus, Dean Thomas, Marietta Edgecombe, Michael Corner (Terry Boot and Anthony Goldstien),and Roger DaviesFred and George think that you are so awesome. They love that you can take a joke and love to prank other kids too. And they are so glad you love Quidditch and you always make to every match, where you cheer them on! Fred loves you, a lot. He will always be true to you and he will always protect you, even if it meant his life. (hmm..did you read 7th book?)(sad!)(nvm)(wink,wink)Cho Chang thinks you are a great friend. You both love talking about boys. (More like critiquing/judging them.) You are sarcastic but funny. Even though your sarcasm is funny to most it can also be your downfall to others.Dean and Seamus think you are okay, but they are quite sure. You can be kind of mean to them and you sometimes like to make fun of them. He likes you when your nice, loves that you help them with their homework.Marietta thinks you are cool. You, Marietta, and Cho are the trio for the Ravenclaws. You guys love to outwit anyone that challenges you or insults you. You three can also kind of be judgmental but are super smart. You three usually have each others backs. Michael and his gang think you are great. You support and root for him when he plays Quidditch. He even has a crush on you, you two used to date but broke up because he was being a loserRoger Davies thinks you are hot. He thinks you should be honored to date him. Even though you guys broke up, he defiantly still wants you. He usually loses his temper with you, just because he cant stand that he got turned down by you. (and Cho.)Harry doesnt really like you, because whenever he tried to make a move on Cho or hang out with her in his earlier years, you were always there and laughing for some unknown reason. But he doesnt really care anymore. Ron and Hermione know you as just another member of Chos gang. It irritates them that you look down at Harry. But Hermione appreciates your brains and quickness. Finally a girl besides her, that is clever and uses their head. Draco only knows you because you dissed Crabbe and Goyle because they were being dicks. He thought it was funny and has thought you were okay ever since. Teachers think you are one of the best students they have had in the last couple of years. You do all of the work, completely. Most of your knowledge and your ability to learn come naturally but they still respect you. But they wonder why do you have to be so sarcastic? -If you are a guy- GF:Cho Chang BFF:Roger DaviesOther friends:Micheal Corner, Terry Boot, Anthony Goldstien.Cho Chang loves your funny-sarcastic side. She thinks you are super smart and she loves your "study" time together. You can stick up for yourself and her, and you always impress her with you knowledge. Roger Davies is basically your long lost twin. You guys are both confident,smart,not bad looking and witty. But you two can also be kind of shallow. You guys make fun of who you want, when you want. But you both know who to stick up for when the time is right. You usually have each others back. Michael Corner is jealous that he is not as smart and witty as you. When it comes to getting out of them sticky situations, he wishes he could be as clever as you Terry Boot and Anthony Goldstien both admire you and are defiantly jealous of your girl, popularity and your brains. Harry doesnt like you much because you are dating Cho and you can be shallow. For some reason you remind him of Draco Malfoy, just the Ravenclaw addition. Ron thinks you are a git but wishes he had your confidence.Hermione doesnt approve but admires and at the same time disapproves of your cleverness. She thinks you are pathetic and do not deserve Cho. Draco thinks you are too popular for your own good. He hasnt got a solid opinion yet, but he wont hesitate to hex you if you try to pull a fast one on him. Teachers love that you are so brilliant. They think you could gloat a little less though. Overall:Usually you are smart and you have the strong desire to learn more about many things. You can get out of bad situations, quick, with your cleverness. But you might not be in those situations if it was not for your sarcastic mouth.
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Got this from rhea530

Which HP Kid Are You?

I swear I didn't cheat at all! I think it's mainly because I chose History of Magic as my favourite class.

aelindil's party was so much fun! Thanks for the two people who answered my voicepost poll. XD Shouting "NOOB!" and various quotes from The Simpsons and South Park around the fire is always good times. I didn't get home until 3:30 a.m. Which means that I didn't get to sleep until around 4:30. I had to check my F-list! I hadn't read it since 5! Plus, I had to wash my feet. I had the desire to run around her backyard barefoot like the weirdo/hippy I am. LOL! Anyway, what I mean to say is that I am now going to take a nap. I don't feel that tired, I am actually on my third wind, and I'm sure it'll pass.
Current Location: the foot of the bed
Current Mood: draineddrained
Listening/Watching: Seinfeld
peaceandroswell on August 10th, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
i would've answered but you know dial up and all makes me unable to hear it and the translation was funkehhhh. =P where'd you get your seinfeld icon?
Allee: unholyalliancelady_lyca on August 10th, 2007 10:58 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha! I totally understand. And yeah, I was reading the transcription and was like, "Bzuh?" XD I was just asking people how they pronounced "meme". I always said, "meh-may". And then I was talking with miss_bushido on the phone, and she mentioned "mem"s. So my interest was piqued. So hanging out with Audrey one day, I asked her how she said it. Her respsonse was simply "MEEM!"

I think I stumbled onto it sometime in seinfeld.
peaceandroswell on August 11th, 2007 12:43 am (UTC)
I've said meh-may too. Hahahah. I really could never even begin to start saying meem. It sounds like meem me, Scotty.
Allee: JDmagichatlady_lyca on August 11th, 2007 02:17 am (UTC)
Thank you! I had a shouting match with Audrey and Jeff about the pronounciation. Only Susan agreed with me, and she confused DDR with D&D earlier that night, so.... Susan was too cool for that party, LOL!
peaceandroswell on August 11th, 2007 02:24 am (UTC)
Hahahaha. But, yeah. I usually just called them "thingies" or "quizzes" - I want to know when the word mem-aay (WE'RE ON TEAM MEMAY!) came about hahaha.
Allee: jasonmrazgeekinthepinklady_lyca on August 11th, 2007 02:33 am (UTC)
Indeed! I will be researching this tonight! ^_^
Jess: film -->> hp ; neville sittinghazy_crazy on August 11th, 2007 02:00 am (UTC)
OOOOH, unfortunately none of those are "the one" LOL!

The one I'm looking for had pics in the results, and it had like:

Blah blah:
How you met:
How he asked you out:
How he proposed:
Your marriage life?
Your sex life

It was like that - I don't think it actually had a major 'story' as such! But yes :P I'M STILL LOOKING! I found some really good quizzes last night, though. As usual, I got Neville ;) HAHA

You really love Draco! :P
Allee: slapfromsnapelady_lyca on August 11th, 2007 02:13 am (UTC)
But I don't really love Draco! I used to, before book 6. So I guess I love fannish!Draco... He used to be my second favorite character, now he's not even in the top 5. Just that these quizmakers only have like Ron, Harry, and Draco for options under, "Who would you be best suited with" or whatever. And out of those three, it would be Draco. But that all lies in the fucked up-edness that is me. XP
Pan: Dr Cox- pornjedipanchan on August 11th, 2007 02:00 am (UTC)
Holy cow, those are some long quizzes! I just took this one, and HEEHEE!

Which HP Kid Are You?


I might go take one of the long ones with pics, lol.

Also, one of my favorite lines of dialogue is as follows:

JD: *opens his mouth to talk*
Dr Cox: If the next two words out of your mouth aren't "see ya" then the third word will be "oh my god, my crotch, you've punched me in my crotch."
JD: ...see ya.
Allee: JDmagichatlady_lyca on August 11th, 2007 02:15 am (UTC)
I know these quizzes are fangirly and kinda...pathetic I guess one might say. But they are so much fun! XD And addicting!

I almost did a Dr. Cox bit. *luffs Perry* But alas, there were only five slots.
Pan: Heroes LJjedipanchan on August 11th, 2007 03:52 am (UTC)
Hahaha, I know, fandom quizzes are my favorite time-waster, lol! :P

BTW, I finally got off my ass and updated my fic-journal! XD Go check eet out!
Allee: evillaughSylarlady_lyca on August 11th, 2007 07:46 am (UTC)
Ooh! Indeed I will! Yay! Fic! :D

Your icon...HAHAHAHAHA! Mohinder writes controversial slashfic!
downloadableindifference: my tattoodownloadable08 on August 13th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC)
Hey, we met at aelindil's party. It was a lot of fun, wasn't it? Ah, speaking in LOLcat never gets old... ;-)

(P.S. I go by Christine here on the 'net.)
Allee: lupinrocklady_lyca on August 13th, 2007 04:12 am (UTC)
Hola! It's always fun to hang out with people who get 'it'. XD
Allee: lupinrocklady_lyca on August 13th, 2007 04:13 am (UTC)
Oh, and is it oklee doklee if I friend you? :)
downloadableindifference: sga gleedownloadable08 on August 13th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
No problem!