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11 April 2007 @ 10:09 am
junebug skipping like a stone, with the headlights pointed at the dawn  
Why did smut_wednesday wait until now to post?!?! Now I have to wait 'til I get home. I need HP porn now dammit! XD They usually post around 1 a.m. EST.

Okay, Allee was bad. Entertainment Weekly sent me an offer for returning subsribers, 57 issues for $10...and I took it. But y'all know how I love my silly entertainment news. And I paid with debit, so I don't have yet another thing on my credit card (which I thankfully remembered to make a payment on time this month, thanks to treerad :D)

Why do potato chips have to taste so good?!?! It'd be better if they were salt & vinegar, but these are leftovers from the Easter brunch.

As I am sure you are all aware by now, Larry Birkhead is the baby's daddy. No big surprise there, and thank gawd. I really hope he gets custody. He seems to be the most stable person in this circus, not that that's saying much. There's the asshat murderer Howard K. Stern, the money-grubbing mother, and now a tranny half-sister is trying to cash in.

Nathan Fillion was in the audience at American Idol last night!!!! *swoon* Two of my loves combined. Blake was soooo effing hawt last night! asiswellknown and I plan to stalk him, if and when he returns to Bothell. Sangina looked like a date rapist. Not in a scary way, because who COULDN'T kick his ass? But reeeaaally skeezy. I felt like I needed a shower to wash the grime off.

As for House, all I'm gonna say is, I put Chase/Cameron in the graaaahaaound Barry Gibb style!!!

zfiledh posted the CUTEST picspam! And now I want a pet bunny. They're just so fluffy and adorable! I have no idea how one takes care of bunnies, but I can learn!!!

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Okay, I was already to finish this entry, say "See ya later, kiddos"...but I have just read this bit of news on Photobucket. WTF man?!?!? As if I didn't hate MySpace already.
Current Location: the office
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Listening/Watching: "1979" by The Smashing Pumpkins
Pan: Harry/Cedricjedipanchan on April 11th, 2007 06:16 pm (UTC)
I hear your plea for smut, and as a fellow fangirl, I am here to help. :P I wasn't kidding yesterday when I said I was neglecting that paper I had to write to read porn instead...I actually skipped my 6:30 class specifically so I'd have time to devote to the damn paper...and instead I spent it reading HP slash. XD

Anywho, I came across this lovely page devoted to Cedric-fics, with many yummy Cedric/Harry slashfics (my total guilty pleasure when it comes to HP fic...even more so than Harry/Draco!).

Feel free to peruse them at your leisure, and bask in the wonderful experience that is imagining Robert Pattinson snogging another attractive boy. XD

Keyboard-Protecting Drool-Catchers available upon pre-order. ;P
Allee: cedricKITHgaylady_lyca on April 11th, 2007 06:20 pm (UTC)
Oh, I will definitly be obsessively examining perusing that page.

And, Cedric is a player in one of my guilty pleasure ships...Cedric/Hermione. *dodges cats thrown by all* I know I am betraying my Draco/Hermione and Draco/any older man shippers; but there it is. XP

Hmmm...I think I am going to search Robert Pattinson vids on YouTube whilst I am still by my lonesome. Oh how I want him!!!!

Keyboard-Protecting Drool-Catchers available upon pre-order
Girl, you'd make a killing with those!
Pan: Drill Forkjedipanchan on April 11th, 2007 06:59 pm (UTC)
Hehehhee, Cedric certainly is yummy no matter who he's paired with, LOL!! I actually kinda like Cedric and Hermione, I think he's a better match for her than Viktor was. :P

Ya know, I was really in the mood for some good, maybe slightly angsty, Draco/Hermione last night (but I got distracted by that Cedric page, LOL). If you have any recs, feel free to send em my way! :P

I hate how Hermione gets paired with every male in the series, and some of them just seem too weird (Hermione/Remus?? WTF??), but I kinda see potential for her and Draco, despite the whole Mudblood thing, lol. Meh, who needs canon, anyway??

Allee: dramionethisisitlady_lyca on April 11th, 2007 07:15 pm (UTC)
Viktor always pissed me off. Can't even say her name right. *pfft* I do like how he got to Ron though...

Well, there's always Raffy's Smut Vault. Famous within the D/Hr community.

And A Skeptic's Guide to D/Hr.

Their Room is one of my all-time favorites!

Draco Malfoy Amazing Bouncing...Rat? is a hi-larious read. Also features Draco/coffee.

I also really like zensho's fics.

Okay, I admit I have read a couple Remus/Hermione in my day. But I have never ever, read or supported a Hermione/Sirius fic...unless it was NC-17. I can get behind just about anything that is good 'n' smutty.

Canon can suck my non-existent cock! XP
Pan: Hufflepuff hugjedipanchan on April 11th, 2007 07:35 pm (UTC)
Oooh, thankyouuuu! I'm done with classes for today, so I plan on spending the rest of my time happily D/Hr-ing, lol. :P

Ya know, I can kinda see Hermione/Remus, because they're so much alike, but the age different royally squicks me out...but not nearly as much as Harry paired with any man who's old enough to be his father..."Snarry" anyone? *resists urge to barf*

I think fandoms were CREATED for smutty purposes...and I have proof! Behold:

The 10 Commandments of Fanfic Writers!

Heehehehehehee, smut is fun. I should write more of it. ;)
Allee: tomginnylady_lyca on April 11th, 2007 07:58 pm (UTC)
D/Hr is where it's at. Or, if feeling particularly kinky, D/Hr/Blaise. XD

Remus/Hermione used to be one of my favorite ships...but no, not anymore. And this will probably most definitely squick you out, I like Remus/Luna...a lot. But Ginny/Tom will always be my second favorite, and Narcissa/Snape my third. Is it sad that I have ranked them?

Hahaha! Those are commandments I can get behind. I have often said House MD was my religion, but I think I should broaden that and worship in the house of just fandom in general.
Allee: dramionethisisitlady_lyca on April 11th, 2007 09:08 pm (UTC)
Okay, here's a better link for Draco Malfoy Amazing Bouncing Rat...?


It has two more chapters. I totally forgot the whoooole thing was at FA. :P
Pan: Scrubsjedipanchan on April 11th, 2007 08:14 pm (UTC)
Completely unrelated to my other smut-filled comments...

My sister has a bunneh, and she is soo sweet. She got HUGE though (I think she's a lop bunny, with the long ears and ginormous feets?), but she's so friendly and likes to snuggle.

Bunny's are easy to take care of, they just need a big enough cage for them to sleep in and, you know...do their business (I think they can actually be potty-trained to only go in their cage!). Lily, my sister's bunneh, is always out of the cage and hopping around the apartment and terrorizing the kittehs, lol. XD

I think I'd rather have a small, furry bun bun, like this little guy!

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A real bunny would be the IDEAL Easter present! SO CUTE!

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Check out the fuzz-to-ear ratio!! OMG I love this bunneh more and more every time I look at it.

I wants it, Preciousss...

I need to move off-campus so I can get a cute furry pet! I've been so lonely since my hammie died (even tho she lived at home and my mommy took care of her, because we can't have pets in the dorms). I had my mind set on a guinea pig as my next furry-small-pet endeavor...but now I'm strongly considering a little bunneh!

I apologize for spamming you with cuteness, and for the lingering baby talk (it's just more fun to say "bunneh" and "kitteh," tho, isn't it??)...

I'll stop now. XD
Allee: aaroncatlady_lyca on April 11th, 2007 08:28 pm (UTC)
ZOMG!!! Spam away with teh cuteness! I lurvez it! And baby talk is completely understandable! Look at da fuzzy wuzzy babeh bunnehs!!! *more uncomprehensible baby talk*

I either want one with the big floppy ears. Or a tiny fuzzy-wuzzy. I think both features are pretty damn cute.

I was reading a local rabbit rescue website (even though I can't have any pets :P), and they had one that was litter box trained. So it's do-able!

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I work 45 hours a week to be this poor: I can outdraw youzfiledh on April 12th, 2007 10:11 am (UTC)
You go to cuteoverload.com too? :)
Iris: barry is actually kinda cutesleepall_day on April 11th, 2007 11:30 pm (UTC)
I kind of have this personal vendetta with Hilary Duff... not that she ever did anything to me. But have you heard those rumors about Zach Quinto dating a 19 year old, Rumer Willis? Yeah. *nod* Has to do with that.
Allee: callmesylarlady_lyca on April 12th, 2007 12:04 am (UTC)
I've heard about Zach and Rumer (she better watch her back :P)...but what does Hilary have to do with it? My celebrity gossip thirst must be quenched!
Iris: zee. toe.sleepall_day on April 12th, 2007 12:06 am (UTC)
there's this........... picture of her in a car with Barry Zito, who's like, Zach Quinto's age. when i saw it was like WUT THE EFF

it bothered me 32049823 times more than the Zach/Rumer thing *snort*
Allee: callmesylarlady_lyca on April 12th, 2007 12:13 am (UTC)
Aaaah! Yes, I see!
Iris: zito zitosleepall_day on April 12th, 2007 04:03 am (UTC)
I know there's nothing going on, but just the SPECULATION ITSELF made me want to jump off a cliff, explode, or both.
Allee: callmesylarlady_lyca on April 12th, 2007 03:10 pm (UTC)
I haven't seen anything about it on PerezHilton.com, so I say don't believe it until you know for certain. XP
I work 45 hours a week to be this poor: bean me!zfiledh on April 12th, 2007 10:11 am (UTC)
Hey, you advertised my recent cuteness discovery! XD

That picture---THAT'S Hilary Duff! Damn her--she's supposed to remain adorably Lizzie Maguire-chubby forever! Crap. *pouts*
Allee: harrypartylady_lyca on April 12th, 2007 03:13 pm (UTC)
Well, I had to spread the cute around! The adorability factor is just too high to keep it to yourself! =D

I know! Why did she have to get so hawt! D'oh!
I work 45 hours a week to be this poor: bad wilson!zfiledh on April 13th, 2007 12:55 am (UTC)
Hilary should be sued. How DARE she?!?!

*picks up toy poodle and giant sunglasses and storms out*

pfft! Like I'd invest on a rat-sized pooch! XD
ww_sb_xfww_sb_xf on April 13th, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)
HP porn? well, that´s interesting...

Beautiful pic :)