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02 April 2007 @ 09:54 am
Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet. Cut myself on angel hair and baby's breath.  
Like I needed another reason to hate Karl Rove. He truly is a douche bag. And if you scroll down, there is a blurb about Avril Lavigne. Fucking poser.

Did anyone watch the premier of The Tudors last night? I thought it was pretty good. Jonathon Rhys Meyers is as gorgeous as ever. And, as so many things do, it reminded me of Eddie Izzard. And Henry VIII, a big hairy king, went up to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope! I'm gonna marry my first wife, then I'm gonna divorce her. Now, I know what you're gonna say, but stick with me. My story gets better. Second wife, I'm gonna kill her! Cut her head off. Ah, not expecting that, are we? Third wife gonna shoot her. Fourth wife, put her in a bag. Fifth wife, into outer space. Sixth wife, on a rotissamat. Seventh wife, made out of jam..." and the Pope is saying, "You crazy bugger! You can't do all this, what are you a Mormon? It's illegal. What have you been reading? The gospel according to St. Bastard?"

Had to come in early. And then my dad wasn't even ready for me. But I had time to get some Starbucks. My latte is making me almost deliriously happy. Mmmmmm soy!

But the fact that we are doing statements, and I made some stupid mistakes on a couple of invoices is bringing me right back down.

That's the problem with composing entries throughout the day, your mood fluctuates. Which, while it doesn't clog other people's F-lists so much, makes for a very scattered entry.

Oooh! I forgot to mention, someone outbid me on eBay for the MST3K Vol. 9 about an hour before the auction ended. Haha! Thinking you are an evil genius, swooping in right before it ends, outbidding me a dollar. Thanks, sucka!

Fun Meme stolen from ozma_katiebell!

What are the ALL-TIME WORST BLIND DATES that you can set up by crossing over fandoms?
Respond in comments, please!

I kinda goofed in her LJ, didn't respond in comments. I just stole it like the crafty thief I am! XP

I am gonna steal one of hers, that she stole from someone else.
-House/Gilderoy Lockhart: It also got me thinking how Hugh and Emma Thompson dated when they were in school. And then later on she married Kenneth.

And mine:
-Luna Lovegood/ Dr. Cox
-Obi Wan Kenobi/Rita Skeeter
-Lord Voldemort/Hiro Nakamura
-Wolverine/Dwight Schrute
-River Tam/Andrew Wells

Wasn't that fun? ...in an awkard sorta way...
Current Location: the office
Current Mood: crazycrazy
Listening/Watching: "Heart-Shaped Box" by Nirvana
Jackiejackie on April 2nd, 2007 06:44 pm (UTC)
Renowned Theatrical Director Roger De Bris’ Elegant Upper East Side Townhouse on a Sunny Tuesday Afternoon in June.

That's all I got. XD
Allee: producerscarmenlady_lyca on April 2nd, 2007 06:45 pm (UTC)
Listen, you broken down, old queen. He was drunk. He was hot. You got lucky! Don't ever call here again!

I watch that movie waaaay too often.
Jackiejackie on April 2nd, 2007 06:59 pm (UTC)
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss? SS!

lol, and that's why I love you.
Allee: producerscarmenlady_lyca on April 2nd, 2007 07:05 pm (UTC)
As far as I'm concerned, without your wig on, you're only half dressed.
-Then why don't you go and get it. Oh wicked witch of the wes-tuh?
If your intention was to shoot an arrow through my heart...BULLSEYE!

Hahahaha. Well, I'm glad someone appreciates my watching of certain movies to death.
Abby Normal: Play niceozma_katiebell on April 2nd, 2007 06:54 pm (UTC)
Ok, I got another one. Magneto and the black knight from Monte Python.
"Gerroff me!"
'I"ll fight you with one arm!"
Geroff me, HUMAN!"
"I'll bite you!"
Allee: hannibalcrackapleaselady_lyca on April 2nd, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA! That is brilliant! I see them having a very kinky, S&M, master/slave thing going on.
polaris_86: edward; norton; red dragonpolaris_86 on April 2nd, 2007 08:46 pm (UTC)
Whoa! Poor Obi Wan! XD
Allee: cuteednortonlady_lyca on April 2nd, 2007 09:49 pm (UTC)
I know!!! XD