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18 January 2007 @ 12:30 pm
Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?  
Aaaah! New, fresh desk calender! Gone is that crappy, torn, coffee-stained one that was done July 2006. Now, clean, white...clean-ness! I know what you're saying, "Allee, why didn't you just throw it away and get a new one?" Well, it acts as a HUGE mouse pad, and I didn't want to shell out the bucks for one. It just took my boss this long to buy it XP

Notice to Office fans, jackie and I have coined the name for the pairing of Phyllis and Bob Vance (of Vance Refridgeration)! Drumroll please....VALLIS! Tee hee, it rhymes with "phallus". I am so dirty-minded and easily amused. Interesting combo, eh?

Is The Office new tonight? I have no idea.

OMG, American Idol last night. Wow. I am ashamed of the way my city was represented last night. Though I must say, I am feeling more attractive all the time. And no, I didn't see anyone I went to high school with *le sigh* I needed an ego boost at the expense of others so badly.

Curtis, I could marry you. The topsoil/pastry chef guy brought me chili in a homemade sourdough bread bowl for lunch. I don't even like chili that much, and I can't stop from shoveling it in my face. Maybe I like it because it is brimming with beef. And HOMEMADE sourdough!!!! Bread bowls are one of the greatest inventions ever, in my opinion.

I keep stroking my new calender. I must stop this! But it's so pretty! I almost hate to mark it, ruin its perfection...but I am dying to!!! Especially since I have a fancy new pen that makes my handwriting soooo pretty, I just want to keep on jotting things down. What should I doodle first?

Ok, I know I have said it before, but be sure to vote for Mike Birbiglia!
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Current Location: the office
Listening/Watching: "Don't Cha" by The Pussycat Dolls
treerad on January 18th, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC)
hehe, rhymes with phallus...
Jackiejackie on January 18th, 2007 09:25 pm (UTC)
lol, you know how Allee and i looooove the phalli. XD
Kristaatsirk on January 19th, 2007 01:26 am (UTC)
i saw someone i went to high school with, and left a message on her facebook wall right away, ha ha.
Allee: slytherineddielady_lyca on January 19th, 2007 03:54 am (UTC)
Please tell me it wasn't the crouchy, shouty, squatty lady! XP