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07 February 2010 @ 07:05 pm
 
  • 22:19 "I'm gonna puke! Hey guys, I don't think sitting on a rooftop drinking ram's piss is the way to go." #
  • 23:38 Jason Sudeikis as Glenn Beck? Damn, now I'm going to have dirty thoughts about Glenn Beck. D: #
  • 23:38 Photo: fuckyeahsnl: tumblr.com/xaw67o3b7 #
  • 23:59 Yay! Return of Fred Armisen's Joy Behar! #
  • 00:06 "...when all I require is grapes fed to be my a slender fingered, horse penised slave boy." #
  • 00:21 Aaaaw! Emo puppies! #
  • 00:23 "I thought our marriage would be a hole in one. Too bad I love holes a ton." #
  • 00:44 "And I am Billy Bush. And I will NOT apologize for that." XD #
  • 00:51 OMG! Andy Samberg as Rahm Emanuel! This apology is fucking amazing! I'm glad I'm recording tonight, if only for this. =D #
  • 00:56 Hehehe. Someone who is a Glenn Beck fan just started following me. Read the tweets before following me. I didn't say anything good about GB. #
  • 01:02 Dude! I want this band to play at my wedding! And ya know, if my dad played an instrument, this is probably what it'd be like. LOL! #
  • 01:06 NGL, I have music on during the commercials. And I am totally headbanging in bed to Dio. "Invisible" is a kick ass song!!! RONNIE JAMES DIO! #
  • 01:09 "She had fourteen years of teenage tears And never a helping hand She had fourteen more of rain before..." tumblr.com/xaw67qgfb #
  • 02:19 Industry! Science and technology. Big men putting screwdrivers into things, turning them and ad-justing them. #
  • 13:22 Photo: girljunk: tumblr.com/xaw68a2jh #
  • 13:24 Photo: fuckyeahsnl: Ummm…if my dad did fulfill his fantasy of being a musician, this is probably what it’d be... tumblr.com/xaw68a6c1 #
  • 13:29 Wearing one of my Seahawks shirts. Yes, I know they're not playing. But it's the only thing I got. 12th man forever! XP #
  • 14:36 Photo: Presents from Susan! “Ya know, yogurt is not a finger food.” “It’s a Burger King birthday crown!” “And... tumblr.com/xaw68crck #
  • 14:58 Photo: communitythings: tumblr.com/xaw68dlg0 #
  • 15:43 I want vodka in a freezer made out of vodka. Not Budlight. #
  • 15:44 Ugh. Tebow can suck my non-existent cock. #
  • 15:46 SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE!!!! DITKA!!!!!! AWESOME!!!!!!!! YES, THIS DESERVES CAPSLOCK! #
  • 15:49 Nice pass!! #
  • 15:50 Colston, what the fuck was that? I'm laughing a little at the ridiculousness. #
  • 15:52 This kid is rad! =D #
  • 15:54 I've been headslapping people for years! I'll have to find something else now that it's popular. Kick in the shins? #superbowlcommercials #
  • 16:03 Yay! Simpsons commercial! #
  • 16:06 "Homer, when I asked if you bought that fake body double to fake your own death, you said NO!" #
  • 16:10 So glad that little kid didn't pee on that lady's jellyfish sting. #superbowlcommercials #
  • 16:11 More commercials with The Big Bang Theory please. #
  • 16:13 Reggie, pretend your girlfriend's huge, spectacular ass is on the other side of the field, and move it. #
  • 16:16 @shadyoutkast LOL! Touché! Or should I say "tushie"? #
  • 16:17 Photo: fuckyeahnerdyguys: WHEATOOOOOON!!!!! tumblr.com/xaw68gear #
  • 16:20 SHELDON COOPER! HUZZAH!!!!! =DDDD #
  • 16:23 PACKERS!!! WHOOO!!!! PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!! #mst3k #
  • 16:25 Ohhhhh! How unfortunate. XD #
  • 16:28 Last year we had The Boss' crotch. <3 This year, I'm hoping for Roger Daltry's. #sb44 #
  • 16:29 @danadangerrr I know right? Them, and the Dolphins. I want some Larry Csonka and Jim Kick. ^_^ #
  • 16:32 Photo: fuckyeahnerdyguys: Goddamn, why is Bill Haverchuck so awesome? tumblr.com/xaw68gyqa #
  • 16:34 WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?!?!?! SO CLOSE!!!!!! #sb44 #
  • 16:35 Yes, read that last tweet in Kyle's mom's voice. #
  • 16:38 Is it bad that identify with the men in that last commercial? #superbowlcommercials #
  • 16:41 This is an unpopular opinion, but Peter Criss is my favorite member of KISS. #
  • 16:44 @deadpansnarker MTE. #
  • 16:45 I have to go back to Florida now. Damn you, Harry Potter theme park! #superbowlcommercials #
  • 16:48 Yay! Saints getting their shit together! #
  • 16:49 Intel Fail. Robot's don't have emotions. And if they do, pull the plug. #superbowlcommercials #
  • 16:56 RT @wilw So far, the commercials mostly seem 1) Bland and unimaginative 2) Emasculating 3) Misogynistic 4) All of the above <--Seriously. #
  • 16:56 And I know more women interested in watching this than men. #
  • 17:00 Sweet! The Who and nachos I didn't have to make! =D #
  • 17:02 <3<3<3<3<3<3 ROGER DALTRY <3<3<3<3<3<3 #
  • 17:09 @QueenShadowrama It is?! That's amazing! =D #
  • 17:18 @lolakay It's actually Ringo's son. He's awesome. But still, why did Keith Moon have to be dead?! *cries* #
  • 17:21 My mom doesn't like The Who (or any good music aside from The Doors). I think I was adopted. #
  • 17:22 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! #sb44 #
  • 17:27 @fringescience Not if I get there first. ;) #
  • 17:30 @fringescience You in danger, girl. LOL! XD #
  • 17:31 Shit, I might have to call Barney Stinson later. #
  • 17:40 Might have to watch Vegas Vacation later. "Don't have unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Rusty." #
  • 17:43 No! Not that creepy babies again! Make them go away! #superbowlcommericals #
  • 17:48 Okay, Saints. You need to ask yourselves "What would coach Don Schula do?" #
  • 17:50 Ed Begley Jr, Bob Balaban, and Rachel Harris? *squee* #
  • 17:50 @lolakay Karen...stop it. #
  • 17:53 That sock monkey unnerves me slightly. #superbowlcommercials #
  • 17:54 @lolakay I can't go to Taco Bell! I'm on an all carb diet! God, Karen, you are so stupid! #
  • 17:56 Can anyone give me the Barney Stinson number? I forgot to write it down. :( #
  • 17:58 I wanted "Wake Up" by The Arcade Fire to be played at my funeral. If I die tomorrow, I am fucked. #
  • 17:59 @shadyoutkast OMG, THANK YOU! *bows to your awesomeness* =D #
  • 18:01 I don't know how much it costs to call Barney Stinson. But I might have to do it two or thirteen more times. #
  • 18:03 @ImSoKay Thank you!!!! :) #
  • 18:06 Did they really just have that poor, doped up kid who went to the dentist on this commercial? *thumbs down* #superbowlcommericals #
  • 18:09 @squoctobird That's awful! That therapist deserves a drive-by slapping. Where's my ski mask? #
  • 18:11 @lolakay 1-877-987-6401 I may have melted a little. NGL. ^_^ #
  • 18:12 GO SEAHAWKS!!! I mean...SAINTS! XD #
  • 18:26 oh, thank the fuck christ! miss! #
  • 18:33 HOLY SHIT!!! THAT WAS FUCKING SWEET!!!!! AWESOME!! OMFG!!!!!! THANK YOU, FOOTBALL GODS!!!! <--Twitter keeps kicking me off. Not cool, bra. #
  • 18:40 Interception, beeyotch! #
  • 18:45 Mmmmm...so good I need a cigarette. #
  • 18:54 "Hey Ace, you got any more of that gum?" -"Dan, that's none of your damn business, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs." #
  • 19:00 Okay, if I cry, someone better punch me in the face. #
  • 19:02 Sorry, it just pisses me off when people mention god in their speeches. Bitter athiest is bitter. #
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Pan: Holmes/Watson pornpann_cake on February 8th, 2010 03:48 am (UTC)
TOTALLY UNRELATED YOUR POST BUT I WANTED TO DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION HERE:

WATCH THIS NOW, THANK ME LATER.

THAT IS ALL.
Allee: mckay'shappydancelady_lyca on February 8th, 2010 04:01 am (UTC)
HOLY CRAP! THANK YOU!!!! *WANTS TO HUG TEH HOLMES*
Pan: Holmes/Watson banterpann_cake on February 8th, 2010 04:13 am (UTC)
OMG SERIOUSLIIIIIES. I need to write fic of them sooo bad omg, it is killing me! XDD

Have also discovered this slashy comm, if you haven't found it yet: holmeswatson09. It is quite delicious, lol.
Allee: noonesgayformolemanlady_lyca on February 8th, 2010 05:36 am (UTC)
Uhh...let's just say that if that community was a person, I would be in a car across the street, using binoculars to peer into their windows.
Pan: Holmes/Watson sleepypann_cake on February 8th, 2010 10:27 pm (UTC)
I HAVE BEEN THINKING ALL DAY ABOUT THE POTENTIAL HOLMES/WATSON FIC THAT I MAY WRITE. NOW THAT I HAVE PUT IN THE DAYDREAM HOURS, IT IS INEVITABLE AT THIS POINT.

XDDD
Allee: wickham w/ fanlady_lyca on February 9th, 2010 09:58 am (UTC)
Now that you have said something, you HAVE to do it. I expect it on my desk within the week, missy. LOL!

Also, you should get a tumblr. If only for the Fuck Yes Men Wear Suits community, where I found this:

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