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12 March 2008 @ 03:17 pm
You know what the dead do with most of their time? Watch the living. Especially in the shower  
I need to stop eating Do-Si-Dos! Damn you, evil girl scouts! I don't even like peanut butter cookies all that much! But these cookies are fucking addicting! *nom nom nom*

A cracktastic meme stolen from ilovetbag24

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalking is illegal. lady_lyca confronts miss_bushido.

miss_bushido is stalking lady_lyca
miss_bushido’s REAL name : Gragg Smy
miss_bushido’s REAL DOB : 30th November 1981
Height :161 cm Weight : 51.8 kg
miss_bushido has dreamt about you : 9 times
miss_bushido became interested in you : 19th May 2004
miss_bushido’s latest dream about you
You and miss_bushido are in a bar. miss_bushido carries you up onto the pool table and begins undressing you. miss_bushido starts to whip you around the ass with your own jeans.
This is how miss_bushido describes your relationship behind your back
‘If I didn’t have lady_lyca in my life I think I would chop my head off with my fathers razor. it really means that much to me.’
miss_bushido’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
miss_bushido was seen parading around town with lady_lyca’s missing beret.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
miss_bushido now has a full-colour image of you tattooed on their back.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
We’ll be together some day sweetheart. Until then here is part of my fucking tongue. Put it in the freezer. I might need it back someday.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 2 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, is that the police? This is lady_lyca, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of miss_bushido is trying to knock my front door down with an axe."
miss_bushido’s Police File
miss_bushido is a dangerous psychopath who will not let anything get in their way. Particularly the law.

Testimonies about miss_bushido
eagle6595 - Drunken Posse
‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! miss_bushido? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’
aliens_x_exist - Fart N Flirt
‘I always thought miss_bushido was a good kid. A bit shy but with a kind heart. How wrong was I?’
hazy_crazy - Flaccid Pornstar
‘miss_bushido is pointlessness personified. I just wish they’d kill themselves or something.’
thirteenlives - O’Vomit-a-lot
‘I would not piss on miss_bushido if they were on fire.’

miss_bushido I really hope you don't mind I used you as my stalker.

And more fic rec!!!! ozma_katiebell was taking prompts, and she was nice enough to write one based on the one I gave her! ^_^ So click right here to get to the post with mine. It's Percy/Luna. It's the one in the middle. But you should read all 3. And all her other fics, 'cause she is da shit.

The drabble came at such an awesome time too! jedipanchan and I were just discussing Percy's fastidious nature last night. And I decided that this icon *points* is Percy looking at my shopping list. He's disapproving of the amount of stuff, but will indulge me. XD I need help. Don't I?

Even though he really fucked up on American Idol last night, I still voted for David A. I can't help but love him still! I mean, he's been consistently good until last night. And when he did Lennon he was good. I also voted for the Aussie (Michael Johns) once, because yeah. It needed to be done. He's hot! And I promised hazy_crazy. XP

Current Location: the foot of the bed
Current Mood: gratefulgrateful
Listening/Watching: Dogma
Pan: Ron Approvesjedipanchan on March 12th, 2008 10:47 pm (UTC)
Hahahahaa, Percy!

Hahahaaaa, stalker meme!!

Awesome post, dude! XDD
Allee: Percy Weasleylady_lyca on March 12th, 2008 10:57 pm (UTC)
I almost chose you as my stalker for that, but I really liked the idea of miss_bushido brazenly strolling around in my beret! XD

I know it was totally random, but thank you. ^_^

*bounces to the kitchen for more cookies*
treerad on March 13th, 2008 02:04 am (UTC)
Do-Si-Dos are like crack! You tell yourself that you don't like them, that you're never going to eat them, and then they're sitting out and you're bored and the next thing you know there are crumbs all over your face and two empty boxes at your feet and you don't remember the last three hours.
exemplarity.: [cs!] - lawlz.exemplarity on March 13th, 2008 03:42 am (UTC)

your sense of humor just won my life over.
i'm still kind of lol'ing over this. (!)
treerad on March 13th, 2008 05:01 am (UTC)
Thank you, I am honored and flattered :) Lol away!
Allee: cliffordnotnormallady_lyca on March 13th, 2008 05:35 am (UTC)
The last time that happened, I woke up 13 hours later, in a little ball in the corner wearing nothing but overalls. What the hell happened?!?!?!
exemplarity.exemplarity on March 13th, 2008 03:38 am (UTC)
rahh, i'm glad you think david wasn't his best. it seemed like he was off of the song a few times--not just note-wise, but it just didn't work for him. he's super talented, and he looks quite like my last boyfriend.

girlscoutcookies are death!
my parents didnt order my favorite though. i'm sad.

i have hairdye on my head and it smells strange.
Allee: DavidtheCutiePatootielady_lyca on March 13th, 2008 05:40 am (UTC)
And he forgot some lyrics. That is usually death! But if your last boyfriend looked like him, I am tres jealous! LOL!

Aaaaw! That sucks! It's probably a good thing they only come out like once a year. But I am torn between savoring the Do-Si-Dos as long as possible. Or eating them all really quickly before anyone else gets to them. My mom said I could have the whole box! That made me very happy, but also very sad. :P

Is it weird I like the smell of hair dye? Maybe it's because I love trying new things with my hair and the scent reminds me of it? I mean, I knew a little girl who liked the smell of gasoline, so who knows. ^_^ What color did you dye it?
exemplarity.exemplarity on March 13th, 2008 06:10 am (UTC)
Well, I don't mind it usually, but this stuff has some weird veggie base so it smells almost fruity. I just got a haircut so I'm putting red chunks around my face. Its cute! Finishing up tomorrow, and maybe pics. Rahhh.
I want cookies omg. I'm such a sugar freak this week while I'm home on break. I've had like 3 mt dews today! D:
Allee: Allee <3's orange soda!lady_lyca on March 13th, 2008 06:17 am (UTC)
Sounds cute!!!

LOL! I've had the girl scout cookies, and then I bought some orange soda and other cookies before I went to my friend John's to watch Idol. The French ones that are kinda like crackers with pieces of chocolate on the top. Ate way more than I had planned. D'oh! Oh well, I regret nothing!
exemplarity.exemplarity on March 13th, 2008 06:26 am (UTC)
Icon jealousy!
im obsessed with fruit sodas. : D
Allee: Allee <3's orange soda!lady_lyca on March 13th, 2008 04:01 pm (UTC)
LOL! An icon request form just presented itself at the perfect moment.

Have you ever had the pineapple soda? Surprisingly delicious!
(Anonymous) on March 13th, 2008 04:17 pm (UTC)
I haven't. Not a big piña fan, actually. D:
but I can deal if it doesn't taste like it. Haha.
Jess: actors. matthew lewis ; laughinghazy_crazy on March 13th, 2008 10:24 am (UTC)

Yeah I had a good lol :P

And aww thanks for voting for Michael!! ♥♥ Your vote helped keep him safe ;D
Allee: DavidtheCutiePatootielady_lyca on March 13th, 2008 04:03 pm (UTC)
Well, I would've voted for him anyway. But this provided me with a good excuse for my texting bill to go up. LOL! My friend John would vote for him too. Except he's just mad that Michael isn't gay. Well, he's married, John. But I still voted! :P
bombshell_chic: i want you nowbombshell_chic on March 13th, 2008 10:58 am (UTC)
That stalker thing is one of the funniest/most bizare memes I've ever seen.

And I used to love the chocolate peppermint cookies from the girl scouts. Can't remember what they're called, but damn they were AWESOME!
Allee: pyrosexlady_lyca on March 13th, 2008 04:04 pm (UTC)
Those would be the Thin Mints. Classic! I of course ordered a box of those as well. Ya can't NOT have a box of those on hand!
bombshell_chicbombshell_chic on March 14th, 2008 11:11 am (UTC)
Food porn!