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13 June 2006 @ 10:20 am
another fact about Vin  
OK, this one was too good not to post.

Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood".
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bloody_artist on June 13th, 2006 06:09 pm (UTC)
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!!

*ow my sides*

Hilarious!!