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01 May 2009 @ 07:06 pm
 
  • 22:21 I've never had a normal, medium orgasm. -I've never had a really good pickle. #
  • 22:24 You're not a patient. You're a customer. -And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life. #
  • 22:40 So you heard that I was in a car accident, and then decided to stop off for some Jujyfruit? #
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(Anonymous) on May 4th, 2009 01:39 am (UTC)
from susan
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.

Laura and I were discussing creating our own line of grocery stores, "Moral Grocery." Food would be laid out in a logical order; e.g.; the whipped cream would be near the ice cream and chocolate sauce. The sprinkles would also be close, not lost near the jello like in some immoral stores. And pickles would not be kept with food, since people shouldn't eat them. We would probably keep them with household decorations...or for objects to use during your album cover photo shoot. Phischpiquer!